The ‘A Load of Cobblers’ Alternative Review of the Season 2017/18

With the 2017/18 season likely to go down in folklore for all the wrong reasons, today begins my alternative look at the season past. Instead of a simple run down of the horrors that were playing football matches in claret and white shirts over the past nine months, I’ve tried to pick out some hidden gems of happiness and quirky gems to cling on to so that when we look back on it in a few years we don’t just remember Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s doggy whistle and mind boggling tactics.

So here goes…strap yourself in, this could get nasty…

 

Part 1: August

Another summer, another build up full hope. Pre-season under Justin Edinburgh had been the usual humdrum including hammering Sileby to get our juices flowing (when will we ever learn?!), winning 4-0 at Frome Town in a game where I named Billy Waters as the one to watch this season (when will I ever learn?!) and conspiring to lose the much sought after Maunsell Cup at Kettering (on penalties). Defeating Edinburgh’s old charges Newport County at Sixfields was hardly a send-off to the season worthy of kings but Chris Long’s winner was decent enough to put the Burnley loan man in the spotlight.

Down to the real business then, and a sunny trip to Shrewsbury to really get things going. You know, Shrewsbury, the team that had finished 18th in League One the season before and only just avoided the drop. A chance to get off the mark then? Well, not quite – Lennell ‘his name is a shop’ John-Lewis won it for the Shrews in stoppage time. Ah well, surely the hosts wouldn’t keep that up for much longer, right?

Incidentally, the Cobblers squad that day included seven players and one manager who would either leave or be loaned out by the end of the season.

On to the Carabao Cup – the League Cup taken over by the erm, well known, energy drink. Future Cobblers loanee Matt Ingram took the gloves for QPR that evening as the Championship side edged us out by the single goal, scored by Yeni Ngbakoto who would end the season back in his native France playing for Guingamp. The memory of scoring that winner against the Cobblers in front of 4,317 League Cup devotes, though, must surely rank up there amongst his season and career highlights.

Back to the old bread and butter (slang for ‘we messed up the cup already’) and a third straight 1-0 defeat was inflicted by Fleetwood Town, this time in the opening home game of the season. It would all be OK though, the Cod Army would DEFINITELY be among the league’s front runners come the end of the season so chalk this one up to a tough fixture.

A trip to Charlton was exactly what we didn’t need but the run of 1-0 defeats was ended at least…as Town seamlessly moved on to a 4-1 hammering instead. Of course, Ricky Holmes scored for the Addicks and despite Marc Richards scoring our first goal of the season, Jake Forster-Caskey ridiculously scored twice in injury time to finish the Cobblers off.

With Edinburgh under increased pressure, it was time for a home game with Peterborough United – even this early in the season, this had all the feel of a do or die game for the boss and a second 4-1 reverse was too much for anyone to take.

In an odd, “it’s Bank Holiday so we can’t sack him” move, Edinburgh somehow clung on to his job through the Checkatrade Trophy game with Cambridge United on the Tuesday night. In a fitting turn of events, Town chose the most ridiculous  competition of them all to record a ‘win’ for the first time in the season and even more appropriately we ‘won’ by winning an ABBA style penalty shoot out to take two points instead of one from the game. The winner, kind of, took it all. If anything summed up the desperate need to say that we’d done something good, this game was it.

Edinburgh managed to come out for a post-match interview and produce a Best Supporting Role nomination inspired acting piece to pretend that he’d still be around come the game against Doncaster Rovers in ten days’ time. He was gone by the Thursday and the Cobblers would once again be on the lookout for a new manager.

Twitter Said:

@Fredorrarci – Edinburgh sacked by Northampton? I didn’t even know they were at war.

‏@HenryCollier10 – Justin Edinburgh sacked by #NTFC he’s had an appalling 12 months. This time last year Aaron Villa were rumoured to be after him. #Gills

@HeavyDale – No surprise at Edinburgh getting sacked by Northampton. Signing of Yasir Kasim can’t have helped.

Moment of the Month

Pretending that we’d won something by not actually winning…

Player of the Month

Ash Taylor picked up the official award. Sign of things to come.

Song for the Month

Coming up in September

Jimmy the Saviour?! Plus, some of those ‘point’ things on the board.

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